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Where Was A Strong Wind When You Needed One?

A few months ago, Heather Mills bought a popular sea kitten restaurant in East Sussex, England and fired all the bitches. Heather queefed that she was going to turn the place into a vegan restaurant. Well, the time has come! Heather opened V-Bites yesterday and the only... read more

Which Is The Real Kathy?

Kathy Griffin finally has her own wax figure at Madame Tussaud's in Las Vegas! It's the one on the left in case your eyeballs quit that bitch from trying to figure it out. It is kind of hard to tell since both of their faces are made from the same materials. Although, K... read more

Happy 233rd Birthday, U.S.A.!

While there are no notable celebrity birthdays on the 4th of July, the United States of America (1776-present) turns 233 today. Give it up for the red, white and blue! In honor of our great growing yet another year older and (hopefully) wiser, here's an image that prett... read more

Dr. Allan Metzger's Ties to Michael Jackson Scrutinized

A doctor tied to Michael Jackson, Dr. Allan Metzger, was reprimanded by a Medical Board in September 2000 for "fraudulent medical practice based on prescriptions written for an international entertainer, using a false/fictitious name." Dr. Metzger confirmed to TMZ that ... read more

Dr. Allan Metzger's Ties to Michael Jackson Scrutinized

A doctor tied to Michael Jackson, Dr. Allan Metzger, was reprimanded by a Medical Board in September 2000 for "fraudulent medical practice based on prescriptions written for an international entertainer, using a false/fictitious name." Dr. Metzger confirmed to TMZ that ... read more

Cameron Takes a Walk on the Wild Side For V

Cameron Diaz shows off a whole new look in the upcoming issue of V Magazine. Her super blonde and tattooed style is a new one, as she usually looks polished and put together on her many covers. It's interesting to see an edgy side of one of Hollywood's top-earning act... read more

From "The Fucked Up" News Desk

File this under: Why are humans the dominant species on earth?! If this story isn't a good reason to start drinking rubbing alcohol and vodka on a Saturday afternoon, then I don't know what is.... At a park in Cambridge, Maryland on Monday, a bitch named Candy Michelle ... read more

From "The Fucked Up" News Desk

File this under: Why are humans the dominant species on earth?! If this story isn't a good reason to start drinking rubbing alcohol and vodka on a Saturday afternoon, then I don't know what is.... At a park in Cambridge, Maryland on Monday, a bitch named Candy Michelle ... read more

Sources Speak on "Needy, Annoying" Jessica Biel, Possible Break Up with Justin Timberlake

Jessica Biel is gorgeous, beautiful and sexy. According to those that know the actress well, however, she's also needy and annoying. Rumors of a break up between Biel and longtime boyfriend Justin Timberlake have grown stronger this week. Multiple insiders have confirme... read more

Happy 10th Anniversary Victoria and David Beckham!

Today marks Victoria and David Beckham's ten-year anniversary, and we thought we'd celebrate by taking a look at the couple's decade together. From red carpets to family trips, the Beckhams make for a gorgeous sight - check out... read more

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

The Bang Bang Lady and The Boom Boom Girl - Happy Fourth of July, hos! If you plan to celebrate by doing firework stuff today, I suggest you get in your car (or take the next Chinatown bus) to Phenix City, Alabama and ask for The Bang Bang Lady or The Boom Boom Girl... read more

The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: June 27-July 3, 2009

Happy Fourth of July, celebrity gossip fans. Below, The Hollywood Gossip staff takes a look back at what was a tragic, eventful week in the celebrity world. As you all know, one story dominated the news ... The cause of Michael Jackson's death is looking more and more ... read more

Still G(r)asping At Straws: The Mystery Around David Carradine's Death Remains

I feel so badly for David Carradine's family. From all signs it appears that his death was a result of autoerotic asphyxiation - a form of erotic bondage where the loss of oxygen to the brain creates its own kind of orgasm - but the family is having trouble accepting su... read more

Sarah Palin to Resign as Alaska Governor

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin announced at a press conference yesterday that she is stepping down from her post July 26 and won't seek re-election in 2010. Palin, who has 18 months left in her first term of office, said she is going to spend more time with her family, but... read more

Whose Fourth of July BBQ Would You Like to Attend?

Independence Day is finally here, and we hope you're all relaxing and enjoying the holiday. The stars always seem to find fun parties across the country, and on Monday we'll hear more about how the stars spent their Fourth of July weekends. For now, take a moment to... read more

Beverly Hills Potato Head: Rumer Willis Brings Her Big Chin To 90210

I'll just lead with my chin ...I probably shouldn't pick on Rumer so much. She's probably a very nice girl. She just doesn't photograph well. She does seem to network very well, though. The CW has announced that Rumer will be joining the cast of 90210 for at least one e... read more

Condensed Sugar: Britney Goes Brunette

As we counted down to the holiday weekend, Britney Spears switched things up with a hot new hair color. She continued to spend quality time with Jason Trawick and her boys before heading back on tour again. As an added bonus,... read more

Birthday Sluts

Gloria Stuart (99) Isabeli Fontana (26) Becki Newton (31) Koko The Gorilla (38) Ute Lemper (46) Geraldo Rivera (66) Gina Lollobrigida (82) Neil Simon (82) Eva Marie Saint (85) Vote0... read more

Quickies Redux

Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart filming The Runaways in L.A. (7/1) + Katie Price has no ass [Drunken Stepfather] + Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Are Alright, I Guess [Egotastic!] + Brad Pitt suffers a breakdown [Just Jared] + Denise... ...read full story ... read more