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We men are fond of calling ourselves simple creatures.  Being complex and inscrutable and many-faceted - that sh*t comes free with your second X chromosome, goes the thinking.  Guys just want to be loved and encouraged and allowed to try unusual sex moves, goes the thinking.  Well, girls, sorry to say, but it's all an act.  Some of us are totally complicated.  Like this bespectacled fellow, short in stature, but long in dating requirements: "No fatties, no hamsters, no dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics, no Donna Juanitas, no posers."  Overweight Donna Juanita hamsters, please take your wares elsewhere.  But then, others of us are simple enough creatures when in the glandular universe of smile and touch.  "Life is a playground and I want someone to play with," lisps the parted-hair man in the bright red sweater with the shirt collar tucked into it.

Are you the goddess?

Via BoingBoing.