In the event that you had absolutely no access to the outside world this weekend, No. 1 Alabama and No. 2 Texas will be fighting it out in this year's title game in the BCS Bowl.

Texas will be going for its fifth title and its second in four years (greedy bastards). Alabama crushed the Florida Gators this weekend putting a stop to the Messianic-like powers of Tim Tebow.

But who will take the title this year? In my wildest dreams the UNC Tar Heels would be holding it down (instead Meineke Car Care Bowl here we come). But who is going to throw up the big kiss my @ss in college football this year?

Via: USA Today