When you cross a performer who goes by the alter ego Sasha Fierce with a rumored hermaphrodite who once simulated her own murder on stage ... you get this.

In a full-frontal assault on the senses, Lady GaGa and Beyonce's video collaboration on the latter's song "Video Phone" has been released, and it's totally freaky.

And potentially hazardous to your eyes and brain if you stare at it too closely.

Celebrated video director Hype Williams directed this masterpiece. Peep Lady GaGa and Beyonce in "Video Phone" and tell us what you think by voting below ...

What do you think of Beyonce's "Video Phone"?

Talk about a piece of work ... especially the firearms action. Follow the jump for a funny, behind-the-scenes spoof from the two powerhouse performers ...