Anne Heche told the world that her ex-husband Coley Baffoon was a lazy loser and he told the world that she is a mean mean lady. So it's no surprise that a court has ordered that a perfectly sane adult needs to teach these two twats how to get along as parents. TMZ reports that a court-ordered "parenting plan coordinator" will be paid $375/hr to hold their hands and teach them how to make joint decisions together when it comes to their son Homer.

While I agree that these two need classes on how not to eff up their kid, I think they also need classes on how to behave like grown-ups who don't shit in their hands and throw it at each other (that wasn't meant for you Tommy Girl, carry on with your scat play). I'm sure Dr. Phil will volunteer his services. He works for relevancy. They just have to do the complete opposite of whatever Dr. Phil says. It's that easy.

And we should start taking bets on how long it will take for the parenting coach to strap themselves into a straitjacket and check into the nearest loony bin.