It's time to gargle your private areas with a daily dose of the feminine hygiene product that is John Mayer. This morning, John's homemade brew has a heaping dose of delusion which will make your 'gina extra squeaky. Yesterday, John hopped on his Twitter and defended himself to the haters who think he's the biggest douchebag who ever douched. John is trying to convince us that he's not a box of Summer's Eve, but he basically confirmed that he is indeed a platinum card-carrying member of The Big