Abel Xavier - I was going through pictures of whatever the other day and hit the motherfucking brake when this hunk of peroxide popped up! Abel is like some soccer player-type from Mozambique (the name of my first born) who used to play for the LA Galaxy, but was let go last year, because Becks obviously didn't want any competition in the hot sex department.

When Xtina sang about a Genie in a Bottle, Abel is the genie she was REALLY talking about. You know, all RiRi (see below) has to do to fix her Morris Day mop is to throw some peroxide over it so that she can look like this beauty. I need some of this!