Masanobu Sato - The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion! Masanobu won the title after he, for lack of a better phrase "jacked the dick" for 9 hours and 58 minutes. Don't ask me how his noodle didn't go raw and fall to the floor. And I'm serious, his peen probably looks like an over-boiled noodle left out in the sun for weeks. Traumatized dick alert! Masanobu is going to wake up one morning that dick is going to be halfway across the world.

Masanobu used some shit called the Tegna (aka vagina in a cup aka Paris Hilton) to win the title. Read all about his wankery at SF Weekly. They also have a slideshow!