Sakis Rouvas - The winner of the tranny EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA that is Eurovision was crowned last night, and unfortunately it wasn't Sakis Rouvas from Greece. No, some Hairy Potter-type with furry brows from Norway won. But Sakis' ode to everything glittery deserved at least a handjob for a job well gayed. Seriously, Sakis' whole number looks like it accidentally fell out of Glamberace's sparkle hole. Sakis has been called "The Ricky Martin of Greece," but this hot piece makes Ricky Martin look like Chuck Norris. Experience the fructose-ness for yourself below:

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