Has anyone seen the Miracle Whip?

Can you guess which of these three people wasn't born a boy? I'll give you a hint: It's not the legendary transsexual, but may have provided some inspiration.

Actually Amanda isn't a skank. She's been a fixture on the New York downtown party circuit for years and wears some of the most mind-boggling things - if she's even clothed at all - you've ever seen.

Sadly, the same cannot be said for Pam. Her gold lamé swimsuit or whatever it is just brought out the mileage in her. Whatever she's been doing lately she needs to stop. We're not laughing with her anymore; we're laughing at her. Get thee to a rehab, wench!