But you said you loved me ...You just know there's a sex tape. And now that he's shaken her off it's only a matter of time. I knew their days were numbered when the Little Heifer That Could (And Did On Video) started talking about how much she wanted to be married. No big football playah needs to hear that crap when he's got all kinds of women throwing themselves at him.

Yes, it's true. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have ended their extended booty call with a whimper. Did she finally catch him cheating on her? Or was he sick of getting crowded out of the bed by her stupendously large ass? It's hard to say, but I'd say Reggie finally got sick of all the drama - the paparazzi, the reality show ... the little sister who's bigger than he is. He was probably worried she'd get spotted by a scout and take his job.

Kim claims to be doing OK after the split. I'm sure she is - she's been through much worse than this high-profile split. Her ex dumped her for Whitney Houston, after all (kinda not really maybe sorta). She's probably headed to NFL training camp to recruit a replacement. She's dying to be someone's Yoko.