Whatchoo smokin'?Oh, barf. Who the f**k would want to see this nutsack loser doing the deed? And with who? Stoner Hailey? Now that would be hot. Not so.

TLC has subpoenaed Jon's bodyguard in their suit against him. This person has allegedly seen Jon snort coke on more than one occasion, and that he even paid a woman to flirt with and have sex with Jon - and that other people close to him caught it on tape. You know, 'cause that's what friends do, secretly videotape each other for shits and giggles.

If any of these allegations are true, it could wreak havoc for Jon, not only with TLC but in his upcoming divorce. If Kate plays her cards right she might just win all the kids and the caboodle.