HomewreckerAw, man. This really bums me out. I've had a thing for Jesse James lately ... but I'm glad to say I had nothing to do with this mess. First of all I live 3,000 miles away and have a very hot Irishman in my life. Besides, I only have one tattoo (I won't say where). I don't think I'd qualify as a "fetish model". Whatever the f**k that is.

The latest celebrity cheating scandal has hit the fan, and it ain't pretty. Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock has had to pull out of promotions for her latest flick and go into hiding because her idiot husband screwed around while she was out of town filming. Sandra has reportedly vacated the marital residence. To make matters worse, Jesse's dog Cinnabun has disappeared again, too. He and Sandra had just won custody of his daughter with the porn star; I wonder how this will affect that case.

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