Right - so here we see Lady Gaga in a bikini at a pool party at the St. Regis Hotel in Houston back on July 27, 2010. Now say what you will about the Gagster - She's a superstar! She's a leading edge talent! She's an original! She's cool! She's... whatever - let me add one to the mix - She looks f**king horrific in a bikini. Absolutely horrific! Pasty white flesh, sad-sack hanging boobs, and that poor, poor oh so godd*mn ugly face of hers has nowhere to hide either. It's a good thing I hadn't had lunch yet before I saw these, or I'd have lost it for sure. For sure.

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