Sad Ojani Noa is sad, because a judge has once again shat on his plans to use an 11-hour "sexy tape" he made with his ex-wife JLo for a mockumentary about his life. The judge officially blocked Ojani from releasing the tape and said he will go to jail if he releases even a second of it. JLo's lawyers will return to court to make the injunction permanent. After the judge dick slapped him in the face again, Ojani Noa shuffled out of the courtroom with his thumb in his ass and tears on his sasquatc