Jersey Shore has ruined my life cause I can not look at pictures of Michael Lynche or watch his audition video without wanting to describe him as a "Guido juicehead" or in the words of Jenni "J-Woww" Farley, a "gorilla." In other words, Michael Lynche is buff as hell and he's such a cutie.

Michael was rumored to be one of the Top 24 American Idol contestants until his dad announced that his son had made it. Idol contestants must sign a confidentiality agreement and Michael's dad violated his contract. It was rumored that Mikey became disqualified, but I've snooped around and Michael remains in the top 24. The rumor about his dismissal was one that got blown out of proportion.

So Michael's still in it and he's still a hot juicehead whose muscles I wouldn't mind squeezing. Or rubbing. Forget about his voice. The only thing I'm remembering are those arms. But if you wanna hear Mike sing, you can check out his audition video below.