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Oh No you didn't Hilary Duff!

HilHilHilary Duff has decided to take a stance against elderly Academy Award winning actresses because frankly no one has really fought that battle yet and it really needs to happen. I mean we can't have people respecting Shirley MacClaine and what not. Frankly, I always thought Jessica Tandy needed an ass kicking. See Hilary will be taking on the iconic role of Bonnie and Clyde in a remake. Faye, who is probably just cranky cause she is, you know, really old, said the least they could do is cast a real actress. Now, that is a bit of a low blow but she has a point. What was the last good film Hil was in? It may have been Cheaper by the Dozen in which she had 5 lines. I actually could see someone much more like Lindsay Lohan or Kristen Stewart in this role. Anyway, So Hilary fired back and said I don't care and I don't think most of my fans no who she is anyway. That really isn't that harsh Hil because that shows that most of your fans are 12 and ignorant teeny boppers (even though you are now in your 20's) and then she said I would be upset if I looked like her too. Now, Hilary you are very pretty and a cutie pie (though you have weird Hayden Panetiere gymnast arms) but Faye Dunaway was a classic beauty who was in other great, memorable films like The Thomas Crown Affair and Network. But maybe to convince her that you are a real actress you should show her a copy of "A Cinderella Story." Or "Raise Your Voice"?

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