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... , digital cleanser and chronic masturbator John Mayer . I know it's true because I read it on the internet. It is tough to ...

01/29/2010 - 13:49 - 0 comments

No, seriously. John Mayer songs are great! Have you listened—like, really listened—to ... are notoriously sharp people. He can play mean blues guitar. Which takes brains and talent. When he isn't making his rapey ...

11/21/2009 - 22:10 - 0 comments

John Mayer has realized the error of his ways and is apologizing a dozen times ... "I should have just given that up and played the guitar. I didn't. So I decided I would try to be as clever as possible all the ...

02/11/2010 - 16:13 - 0 comments

... Don't complain to us about the risque headline above. John Mayer wrote it for us, basically. The dude may be a tool, but at the very least ...

01/20/2010 - 07:59 - 0 comments

Since John Mayer's publicist is standing on a ledge somewhere and everyone is throwing ... created somewhat of a monster. I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don't have ...

02/10/2010 - 20:55 - 0 comments

John Mayer is actually a pretty good guitar player. If only he would focus on that skill instead of opening his ...

02/12/2010 - 17:39 - 0 comments

John Mayer had a lot of explaining to do yesterday after that Playboy ... and putting two of his ex-girlfriends on blast. The subtle guitar strumming is completely inappropriate and distracting from his message, ...

02/11/2010 - 14:26 - 0 comments

John Mayer performed to a packed Madison Square Garden on Thursday, the first of two ... attendee on stage an impromptu duet and giving him a guitar. Though John has a history of Twitter missteps in the past , for now ...

02/28/2010 - 12:40 - 0 comments

... Clooney a run for his money in one particular category, John Mayer brings a young fan on stage to play guitar, and Jennifer Lopez grabs her ...

02/25/2010 - 17:48 - 0 comments

... night, NY Mag's Vulture did a quick interview with John Mayer which ended in him threatening to butt rape the editor. You know, being ...

10/14/2009 - 12:19 - 0 comments