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Where Was A Strong Wind When You Needed One?

A few months ago, Heather Mills bought a popular sea kitten restaurant in East Sussex, England and fired all the bitches. Heather queefed that she was going to turn the place into a vegan restaurant. Well, the time has come! Heather opened V-Bites yesterday and the only rotten kipper in the joint is Heather herself! You know, the name "V-Bites" sounds short for vagina bites. This makes sense since Heather's cunt does have teeth. Speaking of cunts..... Heather's hair is just two snips and a taser

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